[M4F] 24 #Paris - You’re about 1min away from finding your new favorite distraction

Okk so you’re scrolling through this sub, dodging the bots,and rolling your eyes at yet another aggressively generic post.. You're probably half a second away from closing the app, but for some reason, you click on this one :)

"Ok!!" you're thinking, settling in... "Let's see if this guy is actually human"

Spoiler alert: I am!

You read that I’m 24, attached, and currently buried under a mountain of packing tape preparing for a move to a new apartment (not the best weekend). You think "Alright, solid start but does he actually leave the house?"

Then you find out my downtime is a mix of being on flights across Europe, stubbornly recording video diaries so I actually remember my chaotic 20s and atm crossing fingers my neighbor's laundry machine stops making as much noise :/

Now you’re slightly intrigued.. A tiny secret smile is starting to form (Don't fight it, it's a good look on you)

You keep reading to realize I’m not here to sell you some complicated story or drag you into exhausting drama. I just want that spark, and becoming your favorite bad habit!

"Ooook" you finally admit to yourself "He got me!"

So, here is what you do next. You skip the boring "hey", you slide into my dms, tell me how annoying yesterday was, and we can roast your boss together as a starter