This is an approximate

This is just what ChatGPT said

If the jumbo raw cookie dough log also had icing, the calories go up quite a bit.

Approximate breakdown:

Jumbo raw cookie dough log (1 lb): 2,000–2,600 calories

Icing (½ to 1 cup): 400–800 calories

Funnel cake: 700–900 calories

Chicago-style hot dog: 400–550 calories

One regular beer: 140–180 calories

Estimated total: 3,640–5,030 calories

A reasonable middle estimate would be around 4,300–4,500 calories for everything combined.

We know you ate more than you told us G! Thats insane 😳

Posted Jul 5, 2026, 9:03 PM UTC

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