Rap Frog 2

Fuck you Kelly!!!

Like the Silmarillion... synonyms I got a million...

Gollum isn't the only solemn villain,

Seething, breathing, arguing with myself,

while committing every sin.

Are you nervous in the service?!

The voices making me fervorous... Trying their best just to hurt us!

But that's just me, I'm just obscene...

Though I'm not the first thing in controversy...

I am the worst thing...

since Em turned 53...

To copy music... so selfishly..

And use it to get myself wealthy!

And Kelly?!

You can get stomped by old me....

You thirty-six-year-old blond-headed fag, blow me...

You don't know me.. you're too old, let go, no buddy listens to M though!

Kidding aside, walk with sir and cum inside.

My mind is one fucking ride running after every passenger has already died.

Get to know me for a minute...

Autistic, artistic... sadistic...

Never stop no matter how deep I'm walking in it...

Non Binary Bisexual who's quite flexible at the festival...

Ignore every shelf filled with collectibles and edibles that help me charge the voices rent.

Lets just kill the elephant..

Sorry, you haven't been relevant...

since I was finger banging girls in my hatchback..

Latchback...

unhook the bra, sit in awe, run your finger, don't you linger, down the hips, spread your lips and make up some more sick shit...

use —GPT— to edit that rap hit....

Hop in my Delorean, flooring it, 88 and full of hate.

Saving your life like Dorian, adorable but madness full, Bipolar and never dull.

Lurkin' behind your curtain...

Just waitin for the hurtin...

You're washed up motherfucker, you're a joke.

Criticize Mathers but neither of you are broke.

Fuck you little bitch, I'd cut your throat, cum at me bitch just rock the fuckin boat...

I'm the the great white rapper from the land of 10,000 lakes...

so they'd never find your body no matter how many rakes....

I'm the Heathen my friends warned you about...

Wotan & Frija guide my hand as I'm fuckin' devout.

There's no security around me, just you and everyone will let us be....

Machine Gun Kelly?!

Yeah right, ever fired one?

I've shot plenty!

You think you're crazy cause you have a temper?!

You're bitch ass is Mr Rogers, I'm Edmund Kemper!

"Hello everyone, on the news today...

America mourns the loss of rapper MGK...

All they could recover was his body, keys, wallet and picture of man committing sodomy...

After Mr. Baker had clearly lost all of his bodily autonomy.".

Sick shit I know, your head in snow.

Keep my ice house safe while i fuck your wife.

Woops, you couldn't keep her, instead you fucked up your life.

"Man you sound like a bitch, man up and handle your shit?!"

Hey there MGK, hold my long island, blunt, and AK.

I know you won't use any cuz you just a Fay....

rie? Wait, can I say that let me see.

Nope, it's apparently insensitive to gays so I apoligize..

I like you guys but in 2026 it's getting hard to insult this guy without an alibi.

"Fuckin' dweeb, all you do is read the dictionary and stay inside."

Bitch you wouldn't know hard unless I whipped it out and used you like a slipnslide.

I've lived on the streets, no meals and nearly died.

Dysfunction and the dictionary sometimes make the demons subside.

MGK Guess what?!

I'm another single white father from the midwest....

Minnesota Nice, but I'll still put 2 in your chest...

wanna still talk about it?

Ragging on Marshal for getting clean when you talking about sobriety on a fucking TWITCH stream?!

Come here you scarecrow looking bitch, I'll put you in the field with a fucking pitch...

Fork.

Ya fucking dork.

So you Played rockstar, cowboy, and now deadbeat dad?!

Fuck me you want to be Eminem so bad it's fucking sad!

Step in my portal bitch cuz I'm the Rick to your fucking Morty, shit faced and faded pounding behind your shorty.

You know you had a queen but you were to keen to be obscene online with a teen....

Shots fired, you better duck. Learn to rap, your lyrics suck.

"Ghost of the future?!"

Let's make it the present.

Serve your face on a plate next to the fucking pheasant....cranberries and merriment while you're gasping as I pour the cement... cackling like the Joker, Mark Hamill of course, inter and discourse atop my ficking horse...

Sleipnir running with no fear as i slip my blade through each one of your ears.

Phase in behind you like a ghost in the machine, whisper into your soul polluting it with shit so unclean.

"Ebenezer Scrooge?!"

He has 10x more talent than you in his fucking splooge!

You don't call down the rap god and cry when you're the one who kicked dirt in the motherfuckers eye.

You think Em may be too rich and old to take your ass out but I only got 5 years on you motherfucker, whatchya wanna talk about?!

I'm a patient man, take the first swing.

I'll bounce your head off your fancy fuckin car, ding!

"So you just a rapper trying to feed your daughter?!"

Get SNAP mother fucker, your a lamb to the rap frogs slaughter.

Tough guy over hear, look he's from Cleveland.

Like being from Ohio makes you tough in the evenin?

You know what we did for fun in my midwest?!

Strapped you naked to the front bumper, with fag in sharpie on your chest.

"comin bare-faced with a black shovel because You the Rap Devil?!" You're playing Harry Potter but you really Neville!

Me and Hel grabbing Mjölnir, kicking it into gear. Fury Road with a full load, bright and shiny...

Drive you ass first through the cornfield stalks slapping that hiney, smoke pouring from the pipes of my Challenger with my eyes closed sniffing lavender, centering myself to the sound of you screaming and me gleaming...scheming heathenly, feverly like eldery Bundy, quietly funding Antifa while the reefer takes me.

Whip some shitties, just to see what it yield...Popping shots half drunk through the motherfucking windshield!

Your girl orgasming....

back of my truck, making one helluva scene.....

Think youre a badass because of the city you're from?

Fuck that, I'm tough cause of the shit that I've done...

Smack, smack...

street fight...

blood running....

under the streetlight....

SO tough guy with nothing to lose, such a bitch you can't even handle yer booze?!

Em raps better, but i'm a go getter...

Open your throat... like a child support letter...

Carpet redder as I get better... Crimson as the Desert I dominate with my Irish setter...

Wanna fuck this rappers girl huh?!

That's great!

We're Vikingrs here bitch!

I'll hold the phone, she'll commit the, shhh it rhymes with grape!

Filled with hate as I masturbate to your darkening fate...

Oh so you can fight because you're six, foot, four?!

Like Wilson Fisk, pop your head in a fuckin door!

Grey matter exiting your Anatomy, getting charged for every felony cuz you're my enemy.

I chop trees...

your fuckin knees....

Swinging bloody...

Summer breeze....

I keep taking these... pills to see how many voices it kills. Bet not as many as me mowing you down in a crowd of 23... committing arson, terrorism and grand larceny... open you up just to look and see... big surprise, craniums empty... whoopsee!

What, knock your teeth out so you can sue me?

Please...

Your bitch ass couldn't get a happy meal outta these...

Pockets....

Light sockets.....

Plug it in and run a bath for your stupid ass. Go outside, touch & smoke grass...

Let's get those bleached ends out of your fucking hair...

Hold still! I got a chainsaw over there!

"Vroom, vroom, vroom!" Yeah sorry dude, it's electric, so yes, have to keep making that sound while you slowly drowned...

in blood...

drained the tub...

Wrap the pieces in plastic, put your head in my tiny attic....

I promise that I'll visit you...

kiss your head, sodomize & beat you to every shade of blue but I don't mean to be rude, it's crude, I knew....

I think by now, maybe it'll get through.

Attack Shadies, and we all come after you!

Colson, you know I'm just playing dog. I love you.

I guess there's a slim shady in all of us...