Name this primary school
You can do all the classes or just one/a few.
Might be hard to do all 7, some classes are simpler or quicker, some aren’t
P1 (age 5/6) - initials
teacher: FSJ
Assistant: FEM
Class:
AWD
ATE
IF
DBI
HTI
DVK
DKL
ORM
PLM
CN
LBN
OWHN
KFO
TIP
BS
IS
XBS
ADRT
ABU
PRU
EUX
SWW
RUZ
P2 (Age 6/7) - describing the people
teacher: A young women with blonde hair, this is one of her first classes ever.
Assistant: this person has a tendency to sneak off for a cup of tea and a cigarette a few times a day.
A mixed race girl with purple bows in her hair
A muddy blonde boy missing a tooth
A ginger boy with glasses
A young boy whose drawn on his shirt
A boy whose school jumper is far too big because it’s his older brother’s
A tall girl with green eyes and a grey skirt.
A shy girl who whispers rather than talk
A confident boys who puts his hand up even when he’s wrong
A girl who loves dinosaurs more than princesses
A girl who always has two neat french pleats every morning
A boy whose pack lunch always has the same exact sandwich
A boy with freaks and what seem like permanent grass stains
A girl showing off her new pierced ears
A boy with curly hair and hearing aids
A quiet girl always doodling animals
A girl who has bright pink wellies for when it rains
A girl with a sparkly water bottle covered in stickers
A boy sneaking chocolate buttons out his tray when no one looking
A neat boy with his shirt tucked in glaring at the boy with the buttons
The youngest of the year
The eldest of the year
The identical twin of one off the others in the class
A girl looking for her lost pencil… again.
The girl with the contiguous giggle
P3 (7/8) - personality
Teacher: he goes through multiple mugs a day
Assistant: always smiling
The class clown
Very shy
Natural leader
Always asking questions
Perfectionist
Kind to everyone
Competitive
Daydreamer
Always late
Friend to everyone
Very polite
Shares everything
Doesn’t say much but notices everyone
Independent
Organises playground games
Always asking “Why?”
Invents games
Full of ideas
Loves puzzles
Always doodling
High energy
P4 (8/9) - shares their name with:
Teacher: A pop star
Assistant: A footballer
A Simpson character
A children’s character
A author
A artist
A type of flower
A noun
A verb
A English king
A US president
A gemstone
A river
A city
A country
A saint
A month
A season
A virtue
A poet
A plant
A rockstar
A biblical figure
A friends character
P5 (9/10) - syllables in their name
Teacher: 123
Assistant: 221
42
111
213
123
114
412
511
2321
242
522
421
213
312
12
22
321
421
222
332
313
131
P6 (10/11) - The last letter of each name
Example AN - Amelia Coleen
Teacher: EAR
Assistant: LST
OTE
ASD
RDA
WY
RHH
MLP
XRN
ALL
JQ
ESS
SEM
YEM
IAH
P7 (11/12) - where are they in 20 years?
Teacher: Still crying at the leavers assembly.
Assistant: retired with 3 dogs
A mum of 3 consisting starring her own business
A hairdresser with purple hair and a motorcycle
A musician touring Europe
Living with their childhood sweetheart
They passed away from cancer at 25.
A primary school teacher with their own class
Newlywed making up plans for their new home and life
Foster parent and baking enthusiast
Living in a busy multi generational household and trying to find their own peace
In prison but sober and planning on rebuilding and recovering, maybe going into construction
Running a small farm, owns 12 ducks all with their own unique name and is banned from the local pub whizz for winning too much
Running a successful bakery with their husband and two daughters.
Living in Canada with their wife and an adopted greyhound.
Retired early after selling the business they started at 23.
A GP who spends weekends hiking with three dogs.
Travels the world as a wildlife documentary presenter.
Owns a tiny bookshop by the sea.
A carpenter restoring historic buildings.
A marine biologist living on the west coast of Scotland.
Works nights as a nurse and spends days raising twins.
Has an entire room dedicated to Lego and runs marathons
Still lives in the same home as they did in p7, Volunteers for a shelter and paints landscapes.
Happily single with a spoiled cat and picking up a new hobby
Married with 4 children and one on the way
Posted Jul 6, 2026, 1:12 PM UTC