Hihi! My name is Julius (Jules), & I am 7.5 weeks old. My kitty mommy 'dopted New Meowmy's sister before I was bornded because she lived outside & needed safe space to have me & brudder Calvin. Auntie & Grandpawpy brought me to New Meowmy this last weekend (Auntie keeping Calvin, Grandpawpy & Grandmeowmy keeping kitty mommy.)

I have qweshtoons!! New big brudder Gus iz nice & helps but sleeps lots. New big brudder Lazlo not thrilled about me yet (but I win himz over!) He keeps shaking head & meowing "Too oranj, too oranj, whaddever DAT means. My qweshtums:

   

   1. Gus says I "ill-egle smol" & can do anyting. Troo?

   c. Lazlo says I "bottom of pecking order"--also troo?

   vi. Lazlo also sez no brain cell?!? Wat dat mean?

   j. I not sure about wet fud yet. Gus says is poison so

he should eat. Troo? 

New Meowmy sez I gud boi becuz use litter box, eat dry fud, & drink water good. I no like sleep alone so sleep on BIIIG skware last night--did you know there are MONSTERS moving unner blankie?!? I did big boi brave attak & New Meowmy said "OUCH!" Guess I wasn't fast enuf & monsters bit her toes.

Gus also teaching importance of MORNING TREATS. Ebbryday get MORNING TREATS. And learned if Grandpawpy here he can be made to gib more treats if do the BIG EYES. New Meowmy asked him if he thought Churu grew on trees after Gus had TREE tubes one day!

I tink I gonna like dis house. Hope Lazlo likes me soon. Hope I talk to ebbryone here again too. New Meowmy sez I will need a pawyer on retainer as I get older (?), but Gus says no worry--I can't be sood becuz ill-egal smol. Hope dis troo!

New kitty with questions!