Counterpoint: Cholula sucks

My children (ages 3 and 2) won’t eat any spicy food, hot sauce, or anything that kicks ass. Their favorite foods include Kraft Mac, chicken nuggies, McDonald’s hamburgers, cheese pizza, and blueberries.

They will eat Cholula.

Some might view this as proof of Cholula’s mass appeal. I don’t. I view it as proof of its utter blandness. No spice, and no complexity. Just adds some flavor noise to otherwise good food.

Cholula sucks.

“Cholula: It’s for little girls and babies.”