Flat Pack furniture

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Hi, im a 34yo mum in the UK. I like to try and be self sufficient so when I bought some flat pack garden furniture last summer I wanted to assemble it myself. I didn’t really have the right tools to do it so popped down the lane to the old bloke who lives there and borrowed some.

it Was a hot day and ss I fiddled about with the screws etc I started to feel horny. It occurred to me that the handles of the screwdrivers I’d been loaned were very cock shaped, so I slipped my shirts and knickers off and selecting a medium sized one, I teased my fanny (that’s pussy to you Americans lol ) with it, before fucking myself with it, I tried a few different ones, the biggest one was a bit of a stretch but felt si good. I was soaking wet dribbling down onto my bum hole when I came, very satisfyin. I finished assembling the garden stuff, my juices all over my hands and the screwdrivers. I popped them all back into the bag the old bloke had given me without washing them lol hope he realised what I’d done with them.

Posted Jul 6, 2026, 1:27 PM UTC

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