34m - Bored Professor

It’s summer session, the halls are quiet, and I’m sitting in my office pretending to be productive while the AC hums like it’s the only thing here with a purpose.
I’m a college professor (yes, the kind you’re picturing—button-down, a little sarcastic, probably overthinks everything). Smart enough to keep things interesting, relaxed enough to not take life too seriously after hours.
Today’s vibe? Half work, half “why am I even here right now?”
Looking for a woman who’s equally bored, a little curious, and down to keep me company—conversation first, chemistry if it’s there. I’m into witty banter, a bit of tension, and seeing where a conversation can go when neither person has anything better to do.
Tell me something you probably shouldn’t… or ask me something you’ve always wanted to ask a professor.
Let’s make this empty campus a little less boring.