CONFESSION: First thing I do in the morning is check the steamcharts.

I have seen a lot of people think that this sub is just trolling, that there is no way these people actually like hating on Marathon like this.

I love checking the steam charts. I check the charts several times throughout the day. Its usually the first and last thing I do in a day. If I wake up in the middle of the night I actually find myself reaching for the phone to check the charts. I am addicted.

Every tiny spike in the player count gets investigated and analyzed, every dip gets celebrated.

The ConGuardaThon-cucks really think we are joking when we say we enjoy watching their games playercount plummet. Its genuinely enjoyable for us. There is a reason the only list Marathon can top is Steamdb. Everyone are watching the downfall in real time. I am so glad that I found this sub where I dont have to hide my steamchart addiction.