Any Masters want to help me by versing me?

Im writing about an opening that people think is bad when it's not so I just need to verse some Masters and destroy them with it so that people wont have an argument anymore.

I need a Master to play 1...e5 against my 1.e4

I can pay you $5 over cashapp if you beat me without cheating.

It will be an unrated rapid game, Im a 2000 elo.