34 [m4a] - Hey loser, do you think you can be entertaining for more than 5 minutes? If so send me a message!

Yep I'm bored right now and want attention from people because I have nothing to do. So I'm here looking for some people to keep me entertained.

If you're going to message me tell me something interesting about yourself, give a little introduction.

I know most of you freaks think dming "hi" is good enough but it's not. Put in a little effort.

I want to know something cool about you so you better be ready to perform if you're going to bother messaging me. That's right I have expectations from you guys because I know you can do better than you think you can.

Message me NOW! NOW! NOW!

It's not like you have anything better to do anyway. I'll be waiting. Just remember if your initial message is low effort I will hate you forever for wasting my time.