The Predicament

There’s a couple problems with trying to find a good Catholic girl local to me:
-Not a lot of Catholics in rural North Carolina to begin with, and demographically there’s fewer young Catholic girls than ever
-There’s quite a few requirements for a Catholic marriage to be valid (ie actually happens). One of the things that can cause a marriage to be invalid is by fraudulently representing one’s character or past, when it’s something that would be likely to cause the other party to refuse a marriage.

Here’s the rub - my past is almost certainly something that would scare a good normal Catholic girl off if she knew the things I had done, less she been through a mighty severe hoe phase of her own (not that it would be a minus in my book).

I mean can you imagine how a normal church girl would react when she hears what I got girls to do? Nudes, squirting for the first time, icicles in the pussy, panties stuffed in the pussy, pissing themselves, drinking it, puking on their tits, clothespins, clamps, body writing, nonwhites calling themselves racial slurs as they goon & begging to be snuffed, Muslim girls cursing Mohammad as they cum, libs pledging allegiance to President Trump, self harm, melting their brain on porn til 4 am until they pass out nude in a puddle of their own cunt drippings, rubbing til they’re delirious & deleting their account in shame, public exhibition, dyking with their best friend, letting their dog get a taste, anal training, deepthroating, cumming on their roommate’s toothbrush, spanking & choking themselves with belts, making them smoke too much & get way too high or drunk, getting them to recite their worst traumas & abuse & most depraved fantasies, make them beg me to reward them with dick pics or tell them papa loves them. Any fantasy she had, I pushed it & if she didn’t cum doing it, she came thinking about it. Sweet, toxic, rough, gentle, I found the buttons to press to take them over the edge.

Snowball’s chance in hell any good Catholic girl is gonna hear that laundry list without batting an eye.

Been at this shit 12+ years now, loving the game the entire time. Ran a chaturbate channel, made a sex tape with a local mom who sold it on her own chaturbate, made audio porn for a couple years with hundreds of thousands of listens at time of deletion, even made a horny version of dnd that could be played on kik. Interacted with over a thousand women at this point, got what I could out of em before they got too ashamed to keep going. Probably not the kind of history a church girl wants for her ideal man, is it?

At this point I’m thinking it’s gonna be easier to convert a gonewild whore to a tradwife from scratch. What do y’all think? Any of y’all tryna become a Catholic country housewife?