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You guys should know, most Americans aren't angry at rest of the world for visiting our country. People are just sick and tired of our leader being a greasy, orange fucking weasel.

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You guys should know, most people aren't angry at the rest of the world for having enough disposible income and vacation time to take a summer holiday across the ocean to watch your country play football. People are just sick and tired of our leader being a greasy, orange fucking weasel.

As an American, I understand that you are not a working-class exploiting nation. I've always wished you'd become one but I know that may never happen. But because you're not an exploited, burned out, brainwashed nation, you might already be aware that pur commander in chief is a greasy, orange fucking weasel.

Having your country governed globally by a walking, talking streak of goat shit can bring out strange behaviors in people. Imagine if your wife ran all your arguments by a five week old kebab that had rotted enough that it learnt to talk, and its decision was always final. That's what it's like when the country you've lived in all your life is managed by a greasy, orange fucking weasel. That's why people are reacting the way they are. It's not you. It's the weasel.

You guys have been great this world cup. Your fans have been great. Your team has played amazing football. It is not your fault that a slap-headed foreskin with the integrity of a WWI condom and the strength of a dying worm's penis has cast our nation's achievements into the shade.

If you see what you think is spiteful rhetoric against your country, please just take a deep breath and remember that it is simply the result of PTSD from people who are shell-shocked from fucked repeatedly in the ass by a collection of demonic testicles that was put on this earth to smack fun-sized Toblerone's out of the hands of starving orphans and then sell their dead parents tombstones for advertising space.

Posted Jul 6, 2026, 9:04 PM UTC

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