Hi, so I have a genious idea to stop the Affini fleets from taking over the Terran Accord.

As you might already know the Affini are obsessed with everything they think is cute. Just read hack into their social media apps and read what they are writing. It is truly on another level. They also seem to not think that we could actually harm them in any ways or bring their plans into jeopardy. Those are two glaring weaknesses and I will exploit them.

I have recently discovered what will become my secret weapon for this mission: cat videos from when the internet was brand new, more than 500 years in the past. Those videos are incredibly cute and adorable. No Affini will be able to resist.

Now to my plan: I will travel to a planet already under their control, claiming that I do not like the Accord and do not want to live their anymore. Living under capitalism is very distressing for me, so I want to leave. The Affini will surely understand this. Then I will go to an Affini that looks important and tell them that I have something important that I want to show them. I mean not specifically them, but someone very important, because it is very important. I will also tell them that I would want to show it personally and if they have any concerns I will simply show them that I carry no weapons or microphones on my body and that I do not understand a single word of Affini. They will then trust me and I will join an important meeting where I will show the cat videos which will entrance all of them with their cuteness meaning that they are paralyzed and unable to guide and command the rest which will lead to confusion and inaction down the chain of command.

Is there any way this could fail or should I procede immediately?