[WP] A dildo comes to life and becomes a "boyfriend replacement," now it's up to hubby to try and win his girl back (dark comedy, absurdism)

"For God's sake baby, it's a floppy plastic toy! You dont possibly like him, I mean it, more than me!??!"

I think it'd be funny (and sexy) for a dildo to come to life and move in on someone's wife/girlfriend, not like gain a full body like some hunky stud, but just the toy itself gains the ability to think and speak with a foul mouth, one liners and lots of trash talk, (hell for added comedy feel free to give him some googly eyes) with the wife eventually joining in on it.

lots of different positions, bored n ignored play, and special treatment for this new 10-inch long bully (She NEVER wears those panties and thigh highs for her Husband, She's NEVER moaned like that before)

all leading up to the "Happy" Ending though, where amongst the squirting orgasms and fake cum lube our plastic antagonist declares himself the new "man" of the house ("it'll be our secret! I gotcha girl now!")

(this dildo should be MEAN)