Little Mac Destroys My Brain

There’s something so awe-inspiringly brain dead about a character whose entire Neutral game plan involves spamming Super Armored Smash Attacks like they’re jerking off the C-Stick. The worst part is it actually works and the moment you play a competent Little Mac over and over who knows to superglue themselves to the Stage and properly abuse his Super Armor is one of the most, painful and mentally exhausting fucking experiences ever.

In the right ends, the worst character in the roster second only to Ganondorf can somehow feel about as oppressive and untouchable as Kazuya on the ground.

Yet whenever I’m the one who plays Mac, all that happens to me is getting constantly camped, cheesed, and gimped by the lightest breeze off-Stage. This fucking game just doesn’t want me to have fun playing or playing against this character.

Also, Mac dittos are fucking stupid and sometimes it’s my last resort to beat a good Mac player. The winner is whoever is the most aggressive and spams Up/Down Tilt more.