Would you rather tell your boss you have a crush on him regardless of whether that is true or not (can’t play it off as a joke afterwards) or hook up with your boss’s husband and he finds out?

In option one, your tone and body language must be bashful, awkward and sincere so as to imply truth, and as said you can’t come clean afterwards if you were lying. Also has to be a guy boss.

In option two, you go back to your boss’s place whilst he is out to have sex with his husband, but the boss returns whilst his husband is mid ploughing you and you are orgasming.