Logitech B100/M100 but Wireless?

I like the design of Logitech B100/M100, and want the same but wireless, for work on my laptop. The same size, the same, or at least similar shape, the same click sensitivity, the same DPI (1000), the same acceleration, and no goddam side buttons.

Everything I have tested so far and from watched reviews, is off. Most regular wireless mice are small (probably for portability, because extra 5mm and 10g will make it too bulky and heavy to carry on a plane or something). Gaming mice have too sensitive buttons, I mis-click a lot, DPI is off like 800 then straight to 1600 and way way up (who TF can use that 42000 DPI?), they don't have acceleration, which feels very weird, they have all those weird "ergonomic" shapes and gazillion buttons on every possible surface...

M190 is close but those rounded side grips ... cannot get used to it, heavy back makes it pitch the nose up at every lift... and so on. Cannot use it.

Dell mice have too sensitive switches, have to hold my fingers up to not press the buttons accidentally, this is crazy, who can use them at all?