Never spend a night at a woman’s place

I’ve just remembered when I was almost caught pants down in a woman’s crib.

We used to follow each other on IG but never talked until one Saturday I got bored and slid in the DM.

She’s attractive and that day I asked her what the plan was and she didn’t have any, I invited her out for food and drinks. She pulled up looking so good, smelling heavenly and she’s a yapper so the vibe was just it 🔥😮‍💨.

Hours later I dropped her off kwake and drove off. I genuinely needed company tu nikiwa outside.

The following weekend she called me but I was just indoors, jokingly she asked “Na mbona hujawai niinvite?” Aaah I simply told her anaweza come we chill and sip kidogo. Immediately she came akaniambia she wants to change since nguo amevaa ni uncomfortable, took her to my wardrobe nikamtolea and being the gentleman I was nikawacha achange.

She spent the night at my place and things happened that night. Remember we’re not even dating so it’s more of casual.

The following weekend she also invited me to her place and I agreed to it. Same cycle and she cracked me badly😮‍💨😂, she was ovulating.

Sasa this is the interesting part… I asked her if she was dating and she said no, I somehow got comfortable. She’d come to my place, I’d go to hers and so on.

This one Saturday tuko kwake, she had made food (she was a fire chef ufff🤤) na tukakula. I had some liquor kwa gari so I went downstairs picked it and nikarudi.

Next to my car there was a car and inside it had a dude but alikua amelala. So I thought maybe ni msee amekuja akiwa maji akazima kwa parking.

We drank, did the nasty, took a shower and went straight to bed. Around midnight I hear the door being knocked, we had slept with music on so I took the remote and paused. Immediately after hio the bangs got louder, its like nyumba inavunjwa.

Woke up her up and from the reaction I could tell amepanick. She didn’t want to open, I guess she knew what was up but I insisted aende aone.

Where she stays no place huwezi ingia randomly unless uko na mtu anaishi uko or the security guys wanakujua and the place is really secure.

I dressed up haraka since I was naked ata and sat kwa couch hapo sitting room. Minutes later there was a commotion at the door juu the guy is trying to come in and the lady anakataa juu she knows kuna mtu mwingine kwa nyumba.

I went to check and found a short dude. Immediately he saw me akashtuka and cooled down. I asked the lady huyu ni nani and she couldn’t respond, the guy politely told me ukweli and I actually apologized ile tu out of respect and told him juu ata sikua najua.

We talked and I decided to leave, took my keys and drove off in the middle of the night.

Turned out this girl was in a 5 year old relationship, the guy had even proposed.

Ningeuliwa kwa wenyewe mimi 😂😂🤦🏾