[M4A] Play as my best friends mother in a detailed texting roleplay

The general premise is that you're a bit of a ditz.

I'm your son's charming friend. I'll reach out to you one evening and so begins a seemingly innocent few weeks of conversation.

Sure, I'll mention a project I'm working on about inspiring women and that might be the recurring theme but I'll also ask you for advice, perhaps on the awkward situation I find myself in whereby your sons girlfriend/ crush is obsessed with me. I can sháre videos of me fuxking all these girls, under the guise of needing your advice.