39 [M4F] USA/CST - Your organs are safe, only looking for a conversation…

We all have our reasons for being here, and I have mine for coming back, but a very well-reviewed back alley psychic said I had three options: I should either start a podcast, train for running marathons, or start talking to strangers on the internet. I chose the latter.

About me:
- Married, father of 1
- Equal parts sarcastic and genuinely curious.
- Amateur cook
- I have an unfortunate talent for turning simple questions into deep dives. Ask me what TV to buy, and three hours later you’ll have a spreadsheet.
- I don’t take myself too seriously, but I do appreciate people who can laugh at themselves.
-I’m competitive enough to want to win at board games… mature enough to pretend I don’t care when I lose.
-I’ll flirt with you, roast you (gently), hype you up, and probably send you a random fact you never asked for.
-Conventionally attractive, happy to exchange SFW pics if/when appropriate or send descriptions. But 6’2”, fit, light eyes, buzz cut, a few tattoos, and no facial hair more than stubble.
*notabot

Hopefully your green flags include kindness, curiosity, quick wit, and being able to keep a conversation alive without making me feel like I’m interviewing you. So you can keep that ChatGPT perfected resume for another time 😉

If we click, great. If we don’t, at least neither of us had to sit through an awkward dinner first where one of us eventually pitches crypto.

My two asks: Don’t just say “hey” and be yourself. If we can’t be ourself on the internet, what are we even doing here!? 😂

Tell me about the dumbest thing you’ve ever done because you were trying to impress someone… or the funniest story that your friends refuse to let you live down. I’ll happily trade one that’s equally embarrassing.