38 [M4F] #USA #Texas | More Than A Feeling

I’ll start by assuring you that I am *notabot

Now. Let me take a wild guess here.

This is probably your - what - fourth or fifth visit to this subreddit just today, right? I’m sure you’re like me - you find yourself opening up Reddit for a brain break during the day and, the next thing you know, you’re on MBC browsing through post after post after post. But none of them seem to hit that vibe, do they? Far too often, you come here with a glimmer of hope that maybe - just maybe - you’ll find that escape from the reality of your marriage that we all crave, only to have that hope dashed as you look at your tenth post and realize what you’re looking for isn’t here.

I can’t promise you that I’m that OAP that you’re looking for, but I can promise you that I can offer something different than the norm around here.

As is the case with all of us here - married, with a couple of kids, and not looking for an exit affair. But I am looking for someone who can match me, wit for wit, sarcastic comment for sarcastic comment, who ebbs when I flow, who can be the CPO to my CEO (ideally with less Coldplay in the mix). I want to find someone who challenges me in the best way possible, someone who can effortlessly intertwine the intellectually stimulating with the erotic, who can make me use that undergraduate English Lit degree of mine to talk about Tolkien and the latest smut novels back to back.

I won’t claim to be a 7’ stud with an iron chest and a schlong that reaches the floor. I will say that I like to keep myself in good shape, that I often get compliments on my arms, and that I have the energy and stamina to keep up with the best. I also ask that you be in decent shape. You don’t have to be petite or slim, but I’m not looking for BBW/thick types.

I’m 5’9”, so if you’re looking for a tall king, you should move on. I’m also not a hairy man - I look much better clean shaven anyway. I’m happy to exchange pics early on - after all, when it comes to an OAP, we all deserve to not have to settle. We’ve done that once already, and there’s a reason we find ourselves here today.

My account may be new but I’m not new to this.

Anyway. If anything I said caught your eye, shoot me a message and let’s see how the vibe looks. I can promise you I’m not one of those guys who comments on posts telling you I sent you a DM.

Bonus points if you can tell me the reference in my title without googling.