Every School as a Monster Flavor

Now that we officially get to see the monster logo 24/7 every school might as well be assigned a specific flavor.

Arizona
- Ultra Sunrise (obviously)

Arizona State
- Rio Punch (when every weekend is spring break)

Baylor
- Rehab Peach Tea (they tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no)

BYU
- Ultra Zero (all the energy, none of the sins)

Cincinnati
- Low Carb Monster (never the favorite)

Colorado
- Pipeline Punch (prime time flavor)

Houston
- Java Monster (no respect given)

Iowa State
- Ultra White (nobody outside the fanbase understands)

Kansas
- Peach Monster (making peach baskets since 1891)

Kansas State
- Ultra Violet (purple problems)

Oklahoma State
- Original Green (old money never dies)

TCU
- Papillon (too fancy)

Texas Tech
- Nitro Super Dry (no rain, no problem)

UCF
- Ultra Paradise (really far away)

Utah
- Zero Sugar (no fun allowed)

West Virginia
- Monster Mule (country roads take me home)