[M4F] [M4A2F] [GM4F] Come and explore the silly, whacky and absurdity of the city of Bushwood - World building, comedy and plenty of fucking

#Introduction

Hello and welcome. I've always liked the silly, whacky and absurd themes when it comes to smut. The type of themes that comedies, parodies, satire and strange fiction often explores without taking themselves too seriously. Blending it with characters both realistic and odd makes for a scenario and roleplay that both feels unique and alive. I like crafting fun characters both as main characters but also NPCs in order to give the scenario options and fun stories to explore.

Kinks are at the center of it but usually not at the center of the stories. It's not the goal of the scenario to have sex, it's merely a path towards that goal. The characters aren't just horny robots that wants to get off. They have other ideas, goals and concerns. Horniness can be traits of course, but it needs to blend in with the story told rather than being separate from it. Even though I discourage straight up sex addiction or corruption characters it is usually because that is their only trait.

Breeding is my favorite kink and is usually involved in the scenarios I create in any shape and form. It's a very wide kink that can include a lot of things. It can involve conversations, dirty talk or non-physical means of insinuating breeding. It can range from creampies to pregnancies. It can involve rejection of procreation to breeding programs. Another thing I like is character contrasts and factions. Sex can be used for pleasure but also to trade, convince someone, forcing it, being used, blackmailed, submission, conflicts or competition. This usually manifests itself within kinks such as raceplay, nation play, political play, religious play etc.

Not everything needs to be realistic either. I like a form of semi-realism, but I want the characters to be realistic and consistent towards themselves. If a character likes chocolate chip cookies I expect them to say yes when offered or to stop next to the chocolate chip cookie store and ask her boyfriend to buy some for her. It's the small things that crafts a personality. On the opposite end, aliens, monsters, mind control, possession, drones, robots, magic, superhero abilities and advanced technology could all work within this world, but I don't want to take over the world itself. I am very open to those themes if they make sense within the world and there's some form of plausible explanation for them.

Silly, whacky and absurd factions, beliefs, goals and motivations are great. It can be a cult that worships bread to the point that they want bakers to put a bun in their oven and knead their dough. Perhaps the bread itself is magic or they're hypnotized into the belief. Maybe there's a conflict with lovers of soup because they believe the bread cult is spreading too much and they have to be stopped. It can be totally different, a girl who can't say no and is seeking help from a psychologist to cure treat her. Each suggestion from the psychologist leads her into one absurd situation after another to the point where she becomes the leader of a robbery crew purely by accident. The same crew later gets arrested because she couldn't say no to fucking a guy in another car when she was supposed to be the get away driver.

#The scenario

Bushwood seems like any other city on the outside but appearances are often questioned by the countless visitors the city receives. Strange stories of ominous lights in triangular shapes that slowly cross the skies at night and sounds of drums from the nearby mountains are common but often dismissed as dreams, events or students on dares. What can't be dismissed as easily are the odd people roaming the city, seeming neither rich nor poor but would catch the attention of even the most inveterate native New Yorker. Some were polite with suits on their backs and offering biscuits with a smile while others chased birds while constantly apologizing to them. There was even a shoe shiner that curiously enough could answer any question for a few bucks. The town itself was as lively as any other large city but the mix of cultures and peoples left it in a weird state that couldn't be described as a whole by anyone.

News Station One, the city's foremost news station had recently been interviewing people at the annual exhibition that was meant to showcase recent developments within the city itself and as a way of companies, organizations, groups and cults to market themselves. The reporter Justine Cox had been given a choice between covering the annual exhibition or the once in a lifetime topless supermodel event on the other side of the city, much to the disappointment of her camera man. Justine had selected four interesting topics to cover at this years exhibition.

The redneck regression

Professor Will Cox and project manager Fook Mi enthusiastically showed Justine of their 20 year plan to improve the genetics of the rednecks of the town. According to Will Cox, the stupidity paired with high breeding count had caused the redneck population to not only grow, but also become dumber with each generation. In an effort to turn the trend, he looked at the Asian population, known for their determination and big brains. "The solution was simple really, get Asian DNA into the redneck lineage. Even though rednecks are quite racist, they are surprisingly attracted to petite Asians and big booty Latinas, but there was a high risk of the rednecks deporting the Latinas after copulation. Besides, the city plans on building a center for advanced physics soon." Will Cox explained. The national center of mathematics and physics would seek to expand the knowledge of humanity in both physics and mathematics, such as where the sun goes at night or why Isaac Newton invented gravity.

The breeding program has already managed to give great results where a chess prodigy has already been born within the redneck community and they have stopped driving up and down the highway to 'show nature who is boss' and instead decided to conserve their fuel for 'important matters'. Will Cox' research group believes that in a year the rednecks will be able to read and in five years they'll be primarily dressing in suits and work white collar jobs. There are still much work to do however, "We have seen how at times Asians have been able to amplify the racism of the rednecks or made them addicted to Asian food which has decimated the local Asian grocery stores. This is a reminder that science is not to be trifled with and tweaks back and forth can have serious repercussions. We might have to extend this project if it doesn't meet our expectations." Fook Mi clarified.

The holy healing

Father Came and sister Faith greeted Justine warmly and gladly shared their story. The parish stretches back centuries to when the city of Bushwood was founded. It has sense been a beacon of light and hope for the inhabitants who seeks guidance, help and forgiveness. Within recent years the parish had noticed sharp increase in people joining the church, especially men. "Demons reside in each and everyone of us and it is our duty to expel their evil forces in ways no ordinary citizen can do. We look towards the skies and pray to our lord for a solution to the problem and our lord gives us answers so clear and simple anyone can interpret them. We will suck, fuck and tug the demons out of the bodies of our members. Thy holy release will cleanse their souls and put them on the right path to salvation." sister Faith explained with a calm voice and reassuring smile.

While the methodology was certainly unorthodox, the parish had seen great results with a 69% increase in demons being expelled and a whopping 67% increase in membership, mainly from men. This surge is yet unexplained but father Came has his theories, "Demons come in all shapes and sizes these days. Violence, drugs, jaywalking, it's all the same. Ordinary citizens do not possess the expertise in demon extraction that our brave working sisters have. They've selfishly worked overtime to ensure that the demons do not cause permanent changes and for many of them it requires constant visits, but that's a part of their duties and one they accepted when they chose a life of service to the church.". The police have only positive things to say to the church as the crime rates are down which they have contributed to the church and they encourage others to come join them for the service.

The perfect personnel

It is rare to find good employees these days but Randy from The Home Depot has the solution, "Yeah, well, first I wasn't too sure, but it has really paid off. I couldn't imagine what people would do for money, it's crazy." Randy comments. While the idea isn't new for most of the population, it took decades for top executives to come up with the idea, mainly because they've mostly just dicking around on the job. "Our male employees start to care about their employment, sick leave has been at an all time low, they've formed smiles on their faces without being ordered by their managers, it has definitely been impactful for us." Randy continues. The strategy was first discovered by accident when a female worker made a deal with her manager to screw him for an increase in her salary. He states that he tried it with a control group at first and then made it official company policy.

"Our female employees will do anything, they've screwed the managers, the coworkers and especially customers. I've told an employee that she needs to sell the rich looking guy at least $5000 worth of supplies and an hour later she came back with a smile on her face and that's when I knew who the employee of the month would be. Besides, we pay for their bodies to work for us and until now we've only used a fraction of their potential, it's crazy how inefficient we've been." a local manager commented. While the strategy has brought large increases in revenue, profits, employee and customer satisfaction, there has been concerns about accidental pregnancies for the employees, but Randy doesn't seem too concerned, "Can't we just throw money at the problem?" he asked our reporter with a perplexed expression on his face.

The helpful HR

In a recent poll about the most hated entities in the world, HR comes out on top. While dictators of the past, companies like Bank of America, EA and Karens place high, the ubiquitous HR has angered the population more than anything else. While HR all over the country has ignored these trends and actively laughed at it, the HR department at software company Giggles & Suckerberg has come up with an interesting solution to the HR hate, "People always say stuff like 'Fuck you', 'Screw you' and 'Suck it' towards the HR staff, so at some point we just asked ourselves, what if?" the head of HR Karen Karenson said. The initiative aims to let anyone take out their frustrations on the HR staff in any preference they desire, mostly being sexual. Begruntled workers, employees being terminated and even people looking for a new role has been taking up on the offer and the reactions so far has been positive.

"When she told me I'd get fired I simply grabbed her, pushed her against the wall and did what I wanted to her body. I only needed 30 seconds or so but after the deed she looked at me and nodded, telling me that I deserved to do that. Afterwards she even gave me her route to and from work, where she shops for groceries and her home address just in case I still had pent up emotions. That's when I felt recognized for the first time in my career." an ex-employee anonymously shared with us. While HR still stands at the top of the board, Karenson believes that it's just a matter of time before HR will be recognized for their hard work in making others miserable and that they can attract or dismiss employees much easier with this new approach. Karenson has also shared that they are experimenting with getting the employee off before a meeting to reduce their pent up emotions from emerging, but the results have thus been inconclusive.

#Some additional details

I like to customize the scenario with my partners to make sure that we're able to create a scenario that we both enjoy and look forward to playing. I usually start with discussing kinks and limits, then move on towards characters if there are any strong preferences or limitations, then towards the world itself and how it works and finally the stories and plots that we can play out. There are a lot of kink combinations that might not be entirely possible and while I do want to combine them as much as possible, sometimes leaving out kinks is necessary in order to make a scenario work. However, if it can be explained or makes sense in the scenario, and we both like it, I don't mind including them. It usually takes some time to set up a scenario but it often works pretty smoothly afterwards.

While we don't have to play this out in Bushwood or do any of the four storylines I wrote above, I hope the theme of the city is clear. We can design the world in many different ways, is Bushwood special and we play out normal characters who visit or does the absurdity of Bushwood stretch to other cities, perhaps some even crazier. You don't have to have a clear idea of what to play in terms of anything but I appreciate context and what you like to play, what did you like about the scenario above and is there any kink you'd like to focus a bit more on. We can center the roleplay around many things such as a community, a character, a thing or something else. I do have a preference for people who can play multiple characters and I usually like to switch between them, but it entirely depends on the scenario.

I write at least 3-5 solid paragraphs per reply but it depends on how much is happening. I am looking for someone who is interested in world building and I am definitely looking for someone literate and creative. I am not going to constantly give you a nice road to follow, instead it will be up to you to continue the story how you see fit. I am open to any suggestions or changes so don't be shy, as long as the theme stays consistent I am open to a lot. For those who like heavier kinks. Aliens, monsters and nonconsent are all on the table. I am also open to M2F transformations, non-binary and cuntboys.

#Kinks and limits

Do note that not all kinks are applicable depending on the scenario choices.

My kinks/limits and general roleplaying style can be found in my DPPprofiles post but a general overview of my kinks is breeding/impregnation, pregnancy, interracial/raceplay/BBC/BNWO, genetics play, faction play, nation play, political play, Asian, humiliation, degradation, noncon/dubcon, cuckold/cheating, transformation, x-change, freeuse, outfits, public play, incest, hypnosis/mind control, dronification, possession, group play, BDSM, cumplay and more. My limits are scat, gore, disgusting things and underage. Please let me know if I have a kink you're not comfortable with.