[M4F] Your Himbo Bodyguard warrior

The first thing most people notice about him is how big he is. Broad-shouldered, scarred, and built like a barbarian. He has spent a majority of his life doing simple work for good coin: guardian caravans, smashing skulls, killing monsters, carrying heavy things.

The second thing people noticed once they started talking to him, was that he seems far too friendly to be carrying an axe that large.

This is probably why he ended up taking jobs that no sane person would take. Getting in the

habit of being hired by villains or deranged scholars who wanted to stick their noses in places that would kill them.

The kind that poke cursed relics with metal tools. The kind that say things like “fascinating” while something eldritch unfolds from a stone coffin. The kind that insist the glowing potion “probably won’t have side effects this time.”

Maybe it’s because he liked being useful. Maybe it’s because he’s a little slow on recognizing terrible ideas. Maybe it’s because every time some over-curious mage or occult researcher with a devilish smile and her cleavage out destroyed any brainpower he had.

Whatever the reason, he keeps ending up waist-deep in magical catastrophes with another brilliant disaster clinging to his arm.

I’m looking for someone interested in playing a character that works as a foil to my own. Some intelligent woman with no sense of self-preservation willing to bat her eyes at her himbo guard. One who's maybe also a bit forward and wanting to use every part of his body. Bonus points if you want your character to talk very plainly medical sometimes. Ideas include: reckless arcanists, artifact hunters, alchemists, occult academics, magical researchers, mages/witches/ or any other magical users.

As for my character: He’s not cruel, brooding, or domineering. Don't expect him to be an alpha male. Honestly, he’s a bit too cooperative for his own good. Friendly. Physical. Easygoing. Horny for sure, but not pushy or predatory about it. More “carry her over his shoulder while she argues with ancient evil artifacts”

Tone-wise, I’d love something adventurous, comedic. monster-infested ruins, cursed expeditions, bad decisions, dangerously experimental magic, tense campfire nights, accidental magical side effects, possible monster fucking, embarrassing situations, and two people repeatedly surviving situations that should have killed them several disasters ago.

Kinks: femdom, face sitting, oral, anal, DP, CFNM, groups/orgies, worship, light bondage, futa, transformations, humiliation, public, hand jobs, teasing, and a lot more. Just ask.

Limits: vore

Message me with your idea of your character.