What's for lunch?

I showed up at my SO's today after having not been here for a few days as I've been really busy. I walked into the kitchen and notice the sink full of dishes and a couple pans left on the stove (not typical) so I figured he must've been busy the last few days also. No biggie, these things happen.

As I'm standing at the kitchen island (the glass stove top is in the middle of it) talking to him, I notice the dirty small pan on the back burner is sizzling! I ask, "why is the burner on? That pan is sizzling!" But as I look closer I realize what I thought was sizzling was actually a bunch of fruit fly maggots wriggling around in the pan!!

"OMG that's f'n MAGGOTS!!" I yell, and start gagging. I swear i just about threw up! And he just about died of embarrassment! He took and threw away the entire pan and spatula and is currently washing his sink full of dishes. And to think i initially came over for lunch. THAT won't be happening today

Posted Jul 9, 2026, 7:50 PM UTC

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