Road Trip Partner Needed.

I’ve got to make a road trip over to Arkansas and back, and would like to find an open minded woman to join me. All party favors willing
Must be:

1. Female (complete with bobs and vagene.)
2. Willing and Able to drive if necessary.
3. Spontaneous, Up for some off the wall fun, not a bitchy, brooding, whiny, self absorbed buzzkill.
4. Open minded. It’s not a necessity, but at lest be open to the idea should the mood arise.
5. Not still pining for an ex. The last trip was miserable because I had to listen to 14 hours round trip of her pining for some abusive loser ex boyfriend.