32M Tell Me Something You Probably Shouldn't Admit Online

My hobbies include opening the fridge, forgetting why I opened it, and accidentally turning a 10-minute YouTube video into a 4-hour journey through ancient shipwrecks and raccoon documentaries.

Looking for fellow weirdos, goblins, and sleep-deprived cryptids to exchange terrible jokes, random thoughts, and stories that start with "I probably shouldn't admit this, but..."

Requirements:

• Be capable of holding a conversation

• Have at least one embarrassing story

• Be at least 3% unhinged

Tell me a random fact about yourself. The stranger the better.

Let's skip the small talk and get straight to the nonsense.