Teammates in ranked are gonna give me a aneurysm.

I'm a destroyer, you're a slow, blind Battleship.

Most matches = i signal to where I'm going and for you to follow me.. And you decide to fuck off in the opposite direction and die within seconds.

Last game, I was in a 2v1, both of us full health after I sink their destroyer and the clown teammate in a Colorado thinks it's a good idea to try and ram a Gneisenau, he eats an entire salvo of torps, misses the ram, swings to the enemy ships over side and ate the rest of the torps and died.

Does something happen to a players IQ once they select Ranked? Do they consume flakes of lead paint between matches? Are they licking the nonstick coating off of Teflon pans?