Where are all the single women at?

‘Cause I would like to know!

Like many of you men here, I, too, have poor luck with online dating. The algorithm gods curse me to obtain no matches with folks I would like to match with, and when I am blessed with a match they’re usually people I do not find attractive at all. And yeah, yeah, *lower your standards*, I suppose. Well, you wanna know what? I did that already and the experience sucked. It was a lame. So lame I shan’t recount.

But I have been taking the internet’s trusted advice and have touched so much grass I think I, one with mature, now. Sadly, that doesn’t mean I get to meet anyone.

This could be a consequence of putting more skill points into intelligence instead of luck but lately I have been meeting women in person. Hold up, that’s not lucky because women outnumber men. Anyway, these women, they’re wonderful people full of humour, interesting hobbies and unique points of view that I make for an interesting encounter. What oftentimes is the case is that we talk and exchange ideas, but then I discover that we have things in common, and while it’s often a decent experience, there’s always this one little complaint I have: they’re always partnered up.

Doesn’t matter where I meet them; it could a park, a class, a cafe, a decent conversation on a train, by an event, you name it, and before I can ask, “would you like to grab a coffee sometime?”, in comes the dreaded line, “so my partner and I….”

What a bummer.

Usually I take a moment to feel the disappointment but then I continue on with my day and welcome the fact that at least I didn’t get hit with the “I have a **BOYFRIEND**!”, with the hard B (especially as a first contact statement).

Again, they’re lovely people, and I’d like to believe that the partners they’ve chosen are good to them in lol the way it counts. But it does leave me feeling a bit bummed out because it would be nice to meet someone who is unattached for once.

So, while my rant of woe-is-me has come to a close, i reiterate my topic question: single women, where do you guys even be? How can single men meet y’all? Are y’all wearing camouflage in the wild? Do we single men need to develop a mating call? Do a little dance? Whatever we gotta do, ya gotta tell me, cause I can’t keep meeting attached women like this! I’m dying here!