36m have the house to myself this weekend

As the title says, I’m home alone this weekend and want to make the most of it. Need ideas for ways to have fun that doesn’t destroy furniture or leave any kind of trace since my wife isn’t into pee play.

Some ideas I have so far:

1. work outside and wet myself while doing it without stopping what I’m doing
2. Sleep on a waterproof blanket and try to hold my morning piss as long as possible
3. No peeing in a toilet all weekend

Any other ideas?