Where is my purchase e-mail Valve?

I just don't get it. There's absolutely no way they are sending out emails as these things leave the production line. I'm tired of doing this and seeing everyone else a part of the conversation these first two weeks for those that have it. If I don't get it until after July, I'll have researched everything it can and can't do by then and have zero reason to test anything out on it myself. I just want to be a part of the cool kids.