Lineage: Zkittlez x Falcon 9

Been enjoying the dabs a lot recently but wanted something to smoke for a lil beach day tomorrow. I was gonna grab 2 x 3.5 of this but found the 14g available so I thought why not🤷‍♂️   
Ended up paying $68 all in on the half with a small discount. 

The numbers for the number nerds:  
\- 29.8% THC / 0.0 CBD  
\- 2.7% terps - limonene/caryophyllene/myrcene   
\- Harvested: 2026/01/26  
\- Packaged: 2026/05/22  
\- Weighed in at 13.95g  
   
I’m quite shocked how fresh the flowers remained considering it was harvested almost 6 months ago. So no real complaints there. 

This is a solid batch, sticky, terpy, kinetic moon sand grind. Put somewhere between 1-1.5g in a   
1 1/4 element and it burned pretty well. Flavour is very zkittlez/orange candy forward with some florals/slight funk on the back.  Salt and pepper ash, a little more pepper than salt but not harsh at all. The joint kept me pretty couch locked for a few hours, I enjoyed a few video games and now I’m going to roll up a few for tomorrow! 

Overall I’m giving this a 8. It’s above its bracket for the price range it’s in. Sure there’s little bits for improvement but imo that’s more supply chain issues and I could go on for days. My only real complaint is the container😭 why so big??? I could probably almost put a whole zip in here. I appreciate my flower being protected but damn it’s a lil overkill. 

For anyone curious, plant behind the joint is Modified Animal Cookies (GMO x Animal Cookies)by Clone Collector out in Leamington, ON. Would highly recommend checking out their stuff, this thing is growing beautifully! Almost like it’s genetically modified🤣 ifykyk 

Tribal - Neon Sunshine 14G