[M4F] [M4TF] “Do the intricacies of life just leave you feeling lost and confused, do you feel useless or without purpose? Well, get your life back on track. Apply online today and give up control to your own personal, Life Adjuster!”

Are you at your wits end, stressed out over life? No partner to speak of, since you’ve been so busy with work or school. Always having to make a choice and pick what to do in every little aspect of your life? I bet having to think about making even one more insignificant decision will give you a migraine and send you into a consequent spiral. You just want to let it all go and be told what to do. Giving up all mental and bodily autonomy. We have the solution.

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Thanks for reading. This was originally an idea for a short story I was writing, but I think it would be a lot more fun to roleplay! And I had way too much fun making this. If the post is still up, I’m still looking.

The general idea is, your first message would essentially serve as your “application”. List some issues you’ve been having, and what direction in life you want to work towards etc. Also, please describe some of what you enjoy, and don’t enjoy kink wise. I’ll follow your lead and kink mirror a bit until you’re more comfortable. Also, somewhere in your message, include your favorite comfort meal/snack. I’ll remember it for aftercare.

As for myself, I use 1st person and tend to write longer, more descriptive messages. All I ask is that you give some semblance of effort in return. Even if that means you don’t answer right away, that’s perfectly fine. I would love for this to be a long term scenario, dropping in when we can. Reddit chat preferred.

Kinks I’d like to explore: Soft Domination, Toy/Wardrobe Control, Bondage, Tasks, Manipulation, D/s, Freeuse, Gentle Humiliation, Praise, Worship, Breeding, Breast/Nipple Play, Spanking, Musk, Feminization, Ownership. (I’m pretty open so if you have questions or want me to elaborate, please ask!)

Kinks that aren’t really for me: Scat, Vomit.

Thanks!