Why is art so naughty?

She said this when doing an estate sale video. She wandered from room to room gasping and breathing like Ann Margaret in an old Elvis movie. (We old hags get that reference) The way she baby talked that parrot, sheesh. I heard that the bird has a bad case of diabetes now. She was pretending and posing as an antique expert. A "Georgia" the Antique Nomad so to speak. She was a Peruvian pottery expert. Then a French speaking art expert. Disney expert. Master of nothing.

She had an opportunity to go to an estate sale early. They obviously don't have her number yet. Give it time. She'll Nitch it up eventually. She always does. She HAD to pretend she was a glass expert to the estate sale guy when he was showing her some glass. She said the glass wasn't "super" high quality glass. Remember she knows this by laying hands on it. She said not to put the glass in the dishwasher but to have the "girls" hand wash them. Or wipe them with a Clorox wipe. Glass cleaning expert too. Although we know she doesn't clean anything. She came off pretentious and douchey. He was showing her a "neightivity" set and she finished it by saying that her daughter made one for her in 6th grade. Burn. He's getting little glimpses of her personality. I heard he now has a bad case of nitch-i-tis. It's where you've been exposed to a narcissist and now suffer from extreme nausea, truth blindness and a desire to hoard tortoises. I wonder if he wants to start a fake foundation now. Or borrow money from a friend and never pay them back.

p.s. a little birdie shared with me:

She wound up posting on Facebook marketplace after her estate sale that she was giving away a boatload of things. Shelves and shelves. Each room still jam packed. I'm guessing it wasn't successful.

The text:

I just finished a huge estate sale and have so much left! Looking for someone who would like to come clean it all out and take all the good stuff for payment. Thousands of dollars of merchandise! Must have gone by Monday!

I also heard she's paying over $4,389 a month for her new place. I

guess that answers a lot of our questions about how she can keep getting rentals with her horrible credit history. Just throw money at them.