How would an evil / opposite version of you do in the fancontests here?

Let's say this subreddit hosted a user cloning program (for some reason) but oh no, all the clones came out the polar opposite of what they should be! The clones of the users that do well perform horribly at the contests, their music taste is the complete opposite of the original and stuff like that.

Now, how would your counterpart/evil version be/perform/act on here? I'm curious of everyone's judgement of themselves.

Some things to consider:

• Which contests they would participate in
• What results they usually get
• How active they would be on here and how much they would contribute to the subreddit
• Type of music they like/dislike
• Type of music they are likely/unlikely to vote for