Whats the cheesiest j-pop song you know?

For me its a mix-up between Mermaid by Tatsuro and Fall in Love by Cindy. Dont get me wrong i love both dearly, but imo they are terribly cheesy. Ive been thinking about this alot recently, and sometimes im glad i cant understand japanese because i imagine my opinions on many songs i love would be changed if i knew what they were talking about 😭