36 [M4F] #Pittsburgh - Make me a pro at eating your ass.

We all have room to grow, right? The couple of times I've had the opportunity to eat ass, I felt like I was reading fucking braille. I mean I didn't get any complaints, but I surely didn't feel like I deserved a pat on the back. I could do what this sub is meant for all day every day - I love it - but at some point, a man's gotta learn how to lockpick the Devil's Backdoor. Ideally we'd have an ongoing thing, and you can turn me into the best ass eater since Prince. I don't know if he ever ate ass, I just assume. He just seems like he'd be great at it. Oh, and I'll of course go down on you in the normal, wholesome, christian way. After all, we're here for muff diving, so even if ass eating isn't on the table I'm happy.

Anyway, I'm a 36 year old white dude. 6"2'. I usually have a kind of lumberjacky beard if its cold, or a moustache if not. Hazel eyes. I'm fairly new to Pittsburgh, and I'm a professor at CMU. I have a few nice tattoos and am in pretty good shape. I workout and exercise regularly, but don't expect like, Henry Cavill. And heads up, my head is currently shaved because I lost a bet with my students, so if you were hoping to grab on to some luscious locks during, boy I've got some bad news. Aside from muff diving and wanting to expand my oral resume, I'm an avid hiker and can often be found on some random hilly trail around PGH with my dogs. If not, I'm at home reading voraciously and slowly turning most of my house into a library. Reading and book collecting are probably my favorite hobbies. I'm also into carpentry and like to build stuff. I built a huge wagon thing recently just to see if I could. I thought it would come in handy after I bought my house.

It has not.

Anyway, I enjoy moonlit walks along McKnightmare, constantly worrying I have Lyme disease because of how many ticks are in this place, and my favorite pastimes since moving here are yelling at people who slam on their brakes before going into the tunnels and pretending to like pierogis.

Anyway, I'd love to chat and feel one another out on things.