32 [F4A] United Kingdom , Online Only. Help me survive another heatwave

Please read the entire post before reaching out. I’ll know if you didn’t.

Hey everyone! I’m Jess, 32, and I’m on the lookout for some fun (not creepy) people to enjoy a bit of online excitement with. This could mean sharing our favorite porn or, ideally, roleplaying (I’m open to ideas, so share any celeb crushes or roles you have!). For those in the UK, we can get really niche and obscure too!

I usually get flooded with DMs, so here are some tips to get a response:

🇬🇧 be a fellow Brit! (Or at least a similar timezone!)

✅ follow the instructions at the end of this post

📝 let me know if you have a cool roleplay idea!

🍑 don’t be a jerk!

🙊 try to make me laugh

🚻 My biggest turn-on is pee—I love everything about it. Holding, wetting, golden showers (both giving and receiving). Aside from drinking it, I’m open to anything!

❌ What I’m not into is “being your toy” or having you control my bladder. This is online only for now. I have no intention of meeting a random stranger from the internet. Please don’t ask for pictures.

⁉️ Please don’t bombard me with a million questions about my pee experiences. I’m okay with a little chat about it, but I’m not here to be your dirty story for you to get off to.

I receive so many low-effort responses from people who clearly didn’t read the post. So to show you’ve made it this far: include an snowman ⛄️ emoji in your FIRST message.