Any single bikers in upstate NY?

So I don't exactly know why but for some reason lately I've this increasing desire to be someones backpack gf

Yes you can see on my profile exactly what I'm looking for an some stuff about me but honestly I'm hoping to find both, so please if you don't mind your girl a lil weird, with some disability restrictions an the fact that I've never been on a bike since I was a kid please just give me a chance