Would it have worked?

So, about a few years ago, I got the urge to leave my neighbor’s wife and their daughter a note on their front door describing how I’d very much like to fuck them both and impregnate them. I constantly went back to check and see if they had taken the note but alas, they didn’t. To this day, I still wonder what could’ve been and how they would’ve reacted/responded to receiving that kind of note.