Shoutout to the idiots of Firefight!

1: The people who make a lightspeed beeline straight for the Target Locator the moment gameplay begins, and then either-

A: Target the PHANTOM instead of the landing zone, so all missiles just get wasted on the ship and the enemies remain unharmed.

B: Use it up on the very first Grunts wave.



2: The people who go right for TWO Power weapons, and end up-

A: Wasting it on the Infantry waves.

B: Don't use it on Infantry waves and just end up hoarding, and thus not doing anything for 95% of the match.



3: The people who never actually pay attention and mindless fire at enemies.

For example, someone is able to stop and hijack an intact Wraith, but guy just mashes the shoot button while running forward like a braindead kid running down a store aisle with his arms outstretched and knocking the silverware to the floor, destroying or severely damaging the Wraith despite the other player BEING RIGHT THERE TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL, then just obliviously strolls off without a freaking clue.

Or when everyone lobbed grenades at an enemy landing zone and cleared like, all but 2, then the aforementioned TL dunce decides to stand there and pass the full 3 seconds of loading the strike somehow not taking a second to realize "Oh hey, the 3 other guys killed everyone with grenade clusters 7 seconds ago! Hurr durr target up this last Jackal laa dee dah boom boom hehe".



I can do entire matches without a single death, so it's not a matter of skill or top scoring, hell I don't need the power weapons. But like, argh, the human stupidity is agonizing.

Me when playing with 95% of you in Firefight