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Hi, Norwegian fans.

I need to confess something.

I'm an Italy supporter from Vietnam, and after Norway beat us so convincingly in the qualifiers and basically ended our World Cup dream, I developed a completely irrational football grudge against your team.

So when the knockout stage started, I made a decision: for the rest of the tournament, I would support whoever was playing against Norway.

It started with Ivory Coast.

When they equalized, I actually sighed in relief. I thought, "Finally, this is it. Norway's run is over."

Then you came back and won 2-1.

I was frustrated, but I told myself: "Okay, Brazil will definitely stop them."

Before the Brazil match, I had already written the script in my head.

Brazil would win comfortably, maybe 3-0 or 4-0. Norway would finally be eliminated, and I could get my little football revenge.

I even prepared beer and snacks because I genuinely thought I was going to celebrate.

Then Haaland scored.

I was disappointed, but I still believed Brazil would come back.

Then he scored again.

And I just sat there in complete silence.

I had stayed up late, emotionally invested in Brazil, only to watch the exact opposite of what I had imagined.

At this point, I think I've watched more Norway matches than some casual Norwegian fans.

I know your fixtures. I check your results. I get nervous whenever your opponents attack and frustrated whenever Norway scores.

And tomorrow morning, I'll probably become an England fan for a few hours.

P/S: Sorry because I used Chat GPT to write because my English is not well.

Posted Jul 11, 2026, 1:19 PM UTC

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