“You’re firing me?!” Vincent was unable to hold back his disappointment as he trotted behind Cindy like a lost pup. That HR leech of a woman just gave him some of the worst news in recent weeks “You know how it is, Vince. Corporate is cutting losses and it's the bottom-feeders that get the boot first. Not my call.” The secretary hummed with indifference in her bored tone, not particularly bothered that one of their colleagues was about to lose everything… quite literally speaking.

“Guess this is it then, huh? I’ll go get my things and get outta here… Five years of loyalty down the fuckin’ drain.” Vincent, who was a 30-something, profesh IT guy that barely left the basement of their office building, sighed in restrained contempt. He fixed his tie, adjusted his glasses and gave the woman behind the desk one last glaring glance, before turning away to leave.

“Oh, no, Vince. You misunderstand. Corporate isn’t terminating your contract… It’s terminating you.” Vince paused, barely processing what he just heard with a high-pitched and sheepish “What?” His smoky blue-eyes widened as he pivoted back around, gasping as he saw Cindy rise from behind the desk… with a pair of literal nunchucks uncoiling from her hand. Her expression had also been hidden underneath a spandex balaclava mask, completely black, with only a single pair of holes for her unfazed eyes to stare through as she snapped the threatening weapon between her hands

“Corporate appreciates your contribution to the company, Vince… But now it’s time to leave… Forever.” Vincent slowly backed away, his heart racing as he noticed the other employees through the glass window as they rose from their cubicles, dressed in their pencil-skirts and tight corporate blouses, bearing similar deadly weapons and masks over their emotionless faces.

“...What… the… FUCK?!”

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Imagine getting fired from a company, but instead of just losing out on your money, the board decides that your life is no longer worth living outside their domain. That’s the general gist of this absurd, silly, but hopefully interesting plot I laid out for us! Obvious inspiration from high-octane action flicks like Kill Bill or John Wick, where a single protagonist takes out droves of unnamed goons in spectacular and humiliating ways, but giving with a kinkier dressing!

I was planning for this story to have a little more of a comedic tone as well, thinking of slapstick comedy where the evil-guys/gals get taken out in funny and embarrassing ways that are not necessarily deadly. Who doesn’t want to see a cute secretary get knocked unconscious with a door slamming in her face, leaving her drooling on the floor with her bubbly butt poking up? \\\~ But I am also willing to include darker kinks, such as snuff and blood (just make sure to mention you’re okay with it!)

The plot is written with a M lead and a bunch of F office drones, but I am happy to switch out any gender for any role! I can play Vince as a M, F, Fu, Fb, or even a furry. Same goes for the corporate assassins he’ll/she’ll go up against, so again, let me know your preference!

Kinks: Humiliation, degradation, embarrassment, bondage, latex/spandex, masks (on the partner), uniforms (office attire in this case), slapstick, play fighting, choking, lots of cum, roughplay, sloppy kissing, oral, hypnosis, blowjobs, fingering, drugplay, flirting/dirty talk, hairpulling, teasing, ryona (optionally), snuff (optionally)... And more. If it’s not a limit, I am probably on board with it.

Limits: Excessive gore, toilet play, scat, filth, low-effort replies.

That’s about everything! Feel free to shoot me a chat message and we can discuss the plot in more detail, or just jump right into it with your reply to the scene! I also have Discord available <3

[A4A] Terminating a bunch of office sluts in pencil skirts and tight blouses [Absurd slapstick action and sexfighting]