25M Work Wife/Husband Applications Now Open

I think it's about time to open the position of unofficial work wife/husband so I can have a best friend finally and vice versa!

Position: Unofficial Work Wife/Husband

Hours:

Whenever life allows. During the workday, evenings, weekends… basically whenever one of us has something funny, frustrating, or random to share.

Responsibilities:

Exchange sarcastic banter.

Complain about work without actually quitting.

Celebrate life’s wins, no matter how small.

Vent about the frustrating stuff.

Send random thoughts, memes, and the occasional “you won’t believe what just happened.”

Flirt(platonic) a little if the chemistry naturally goes that way.

Generally make each other’s days a little more entertaining.

About Your Future Coworker:

I’m 25, married, dad to a beautiful baby girl,I'm from Illinois(CST time zone), I'm a huge gamer, I love to cook, trying to lose weight. I like to watch anime and some reality tv. I'm currently working seconds 3p-11p with no access to my phone but I put in a request to switch to 7a-3p

Ideal Candidate:

Married.

Around my age (give or take).

Enjoys conversations that feel effortless.

Doesn’t mind putting in equal effort if we click.

Understands that we’re both adults with busy lives but also doesn’t disappear for days at a time without saying anything. Life happens. Just communicate.

Kids are a bonus because we’ll probably have plenty to relate to, but definitely not required.

Illinois is where I'm from, so a plus if you are too but not necessary.

Benefits Package:

Daily conversation.

Terrible jokes.

Sports commentary you didn’t ask for.

Someone to celebrate your wins and listen when your day goes sideways.

Zero pressure to reply instantly, but genuine excitement when you do.

If the conversation takes off, I’d be happy to move over to Snap

To Apply:

Tell me a little about yourself. What keeps you busy? What are you passionate about? What’s something you could talk about for hours? Bonus points if you tell me what made you stop and read this post.

Low effort applications consisting only of “hey” may be returned for additional information.

I'm not a bot but if you think so 🤷