what YOUR chosen UK uni says about YOU! (100% accurate no lie)

Disclaimer: my main goal in generating this list was to spend as little time writing it as possible

University of Birmingham: I'll give you my phone and wallet, please put the firework down
University of Bristol: How much does heating your country manor gaff cost? More than my life savings? yeah fairs
University of Cambridge: Someone couldn't get into Oxford
Cardiff University: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M9fL9YsU6A
Durham University: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40yKQNMT1Gg
University of Edinburgh: If you're Scottish, fairs. If you're not...
University of Exeter: Someone didn't get into Durham
University of Glasgow: See Edinburgh, but, like, less judgy
Imperial College London: nnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrddddddddddd
King's College London: I haven't really got anything. It's fine, I guess
University of Leeds: Please stop banging on about the Otley run, I promise you are not the only uni city with a """""""""famous""""""""" pub crawl
University of Liverpool: Are you lot bigger Beatles fans? Or do you hate them because it's the only thing people associate Liverpool with
London School of Economics: Back to the summer internship mines with you
University of Manchester: nice to see how your graduation ceremony goes
Newcastle University: norf fc
University of Nottingham: I guess the party dont pop no more 😔😔😔😔😔 big up the gs😔😔😔😔😔 and big up the thots 😔😔😔😔😔😔
University of Oxford: Someone couldn't get into Cambridge
Queen's University Belfast: I know only one person who went here and they were ok I guess
Queen Mary University of London: [redacted]
University of Sheffield: The colour beige comes to mind
University of Southampton: hows it feel being the Uk's equivalent of Miami... if Slough was in Miami
University College London: Ramsay hall incident 💀
University of Warwick: Warwick manufacturing group 💀
University of York: dude shut up about your indie playlist, Fontaines DC isn't that fire bruh
St Andrews: either golf fan or american, pick one
The Open University: fair enough, remote learning isn't for the weak

Any others not mentioned: I'll be honest, there are >100 unis in the UK, I'm not wasting any more of my day by sitting down and writing some drivel about all of them; they're probably lovely institutions, I'm just lazy.