M4F MST Sh-boom

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Colorado.

Married. Staying married. Not looking to disrupt anyone's life, including my own.

By most measures, I'm a functional adult. By my Amazon purchase history, that conclusion remains under review.

I appreciate wit, curiosity, kindness, and a genuine woman (HWP) who can share in my peace and enjoy outdoor activities as much as curling up to a movie.

As for me, I'm 5'8". Not quite tall enough to reach the top shelf without effort, but tall enough to put things there and pretend I belong.

I enjoy mountains, good food, movies, laughter, and collecting stories that sound like poor decisions until enough time has passed.

Not looking for perfection. Just that rare person where the conversation is easy, the laughter is effortless, and neither of us has to pretend.

If that sounds like your kind of trouble, say hello.

#notabot

Posted Jul 11, 2026, 1:42 PM UTC

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