“I live the EXTREME lifestyle!”

Ochako cackled. “You know how mere mortals sleep in beds?”

Tsuyu nodded along energetically. “Yeah?”

“Well I sleep between two subways going in opposite directions! If I roll too far to one side, I risk losing a limb, even death!” Tsuyu and Ochako cheered while Momo looked at her in concern.

“That sounds alarming, are you okay?”

Ochako and Tsuyu scoffed away. “Normie! I bet you eat regular food!”

Momo frowned. “Do you not?”

“Nope! I eat food from the dumpster! Like a homeless person!”

Momo widened her eyes. “Are you a homeless person?”

Tsuyu smirked. “You absolute- oh wait that actually sounds bad.” Her face turned to Ochako. “Are you okay?”

“Ha! You normies just need to live life on the edge!”

“It sounds like you just don’t live in a house.”

——

Later with the villains…

“Sup normies!” Ochako floated around. “I bet you guys use blankets when you’re sleeping, instead of the EXTREME lifestyle of using dead animal carcasses and trash!”

Shigaraki registered that and paused. “…Wait what?”

Himiko frowned. “Are you okay?”

Momo sighed and took Ochako away. “We’re getting you some help and an actual house!”