Hiya hottie! Yeah, you! The one who clicked on the post! It’s exactly what it says on the tin here. I’m an absolute fucking gooner perv, and I would LOVE to make some new friends who don’t mind being around a needy, neety goontard! And lucky for all the hotties around here, I’m a switch with enough goin on up front and out back to handle what you got… although if you’re hot enough, there won’t be much going on upstairs for me either. I short circuit around the super duper hot ones! 🤍


But if you really want me to be more specific and stuff? I’m legit giving into my gooner side and just… taking the filter off. I want total hunks, babes, hotties, and smoke shows who don’t mind a total gooner creep hitting on them and being as unhinged as possible. Like legit, if we hit it off you’re never gonna get ridda me. Hung, busty, dommy, subby, caked up- it all works, so swing on by and see how this plays out! But like seriously though, fair warning I’m gonna go HARD on being a pervert if I like ya. And let’s just assume I’m sporting this pretty, girly goth outfit when ya hit me up.


>! Three special things though! If you REALLY wanna see how bad I can get, ask for the “Goon Test”! And if you ask for “A New Coat” and send a pic of your ref, I’ve got a silly little trick in my back pocket I can show you! And lastly, if you tell me to “Fap Out”, I’ll just go full gooner mode and tell you whatever comes to mind- appropriate or not- when I look at you!!<


Oh, and in case it needs saying, these sizes are negotiable. 🤍



When you message me, I only ask of three fundamental things: tell me your age, your kinks, and your limits. If you want to earn some brownie points, tell me a little about you too! I will ***NOT*** answer reddit DMs, ***NOR*** will commenting on my posts make me respond. 

And I really need to reiterate, ***tell me your age.***


You can find me on kik @troutwithoutadoubt, or @obnoxiousgoontard on telegram! Hope to see you soon!

[26] [M4A] [Kik] [Tele] This needy cat boy is giving into impulse! Come see how you get along with a filterless, unhinged, switchy neet!