Found out my daughter isn't mine, but there's more....

(Before anyone calls fake. I wish it was. This is real).

35M here.

Took my daughter to the doctor. Routine bloodwork. Doctor: "You’re not a match, are you the dad?"

Ran DNA tests. She ain't mine.

Wife admits affair with "some guy from her hometown" 8 years ago.

My wife told me about a night 8 years ago. A name I didn't recognize at first.

I hired someone to find him anyway.

He's my 2nd cousin. We don't speak to that side of the family.

And you know what's even more fucked.

Then my sister did an ancestry test, for funsies.

My wife and I have great-great-grandparents. 3rd cousins, I think?

So I’ve been raising my cousin’s kids, with my cousin, while married to my cousin.

Wife: "It’s not like we’re siblings. Stop being dramatic."

TL;DR: Not the dad. Bio dad is my cousin. Me and wife are also cousins. "Stop being dramatic"